- Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
- After jerking off : men are gross
More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women
I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.
*looks in the mirror*
I’m going to get everything I want because I deserve it because I am a wonderful person. I am kind, caring, intelligent, inspiring, giving, beautiful, talented, selfless, focused and ambitious. I deserve everything I want and I will get it. I will get it because I speak it. I will speak it into the universe and it will materialize via hard work. I will never stop working.
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
- me at dog on street: hi cutie!!!!!!!!!!!!
- dog: (ignores)
- me: (walks away) (wonders where did i go wrong) (questions when my life became like this)
(Source: , via dabe-strudel)
If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na