Anonymous said: how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?

iratheunicorn:

Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.

what the fuck is wrong with me and becoming all jealous all of a sudden

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shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

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pycbunnies:

Popcorn in her spaceship
she choose to go to the moon, she choose to go to the moon and do other things, not because it is easy, but because it is hard

pycbunnies:

Popcorn in her spaceship

she choose to go to the moon, she choose to go to the moon and do other things, not because it is easy, but because it is hard

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Im sitting next to these fucking hippies and theyre annoying the shit out of me
music major? fucking ass

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

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raymond crashed into my car

jhenne-bean:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

p LS

jhenne-bean:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

p LS

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russianbaae:

cassbr0

russianbaae:

cassbr0

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raxicoricofalapatorius:

I like to think that this is when Ron decided not to ever worry about exams again.

#ronald weasley #why did you not complete your transfiguration homework? #well really professor #think about this #i could have been killed by voldemort last night #wingardium levYOLOsa

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